Tuesday, July 8, 2014

Six Tips from a Slacker: How to Learn Mandarin

Mandarin is an extremely difficult language to learn.  For the last two and a half years, three hours per week, my Chinese teacher Sophie has patiently coached me to a level of language proficiency that allows me to order dinner in a restaurant and direct a cab driver home. I admit I have not been the best student.   However, there were some things I could have done as a student from day one that would’ve made learning Mandarin easier.   Here are some of the things I should have done when I started learning with Jie. 

I don't know how Sophie has put up with me for the last two years. 


1)  Forget everything you learned about learning English and start from scratch.
When I learning English and Spanish, I would sound out words and guess their meanings based on their placement in the sentence or Latin roots.  That doesn’t work for Mandarin.  It is next to impossible to “sound out” characters.  I have found the only way to learn this language is memorize, memorize, memorize.

2)  When learning vocabulary, memorize the tones.
When speaking Mandarin one doesn’t speak the language, one sings it.  Each syllable has one of four tones.  Each tone carries a different meaning.  When I started learning, I decided the tones weren’t really necessary.  Then I tried to order 4 bottles of water and it came out as death water.   (The only difference between the word for four and the word for death is the tone.)  While tones can be annoying, suck it up and learn them.

The tones do make a big impact on the meaning of words. 


3)   Start learning the characters when you start learning the language.  Don’t rely on Pinyin.  Learn how to write the characters.
In the 1950’s, in an effort to connect with the western world, the Chinese government developed Pinyin, a Latin version of Mandarin. Pinyin has made learning Mandarin pronunciation easier, but unfortunately most signs, menus, books, and subtitles don’t include Pinyin.  When learning your vocabulary, memorize the characters along with the Pinyin. 

All of these words are made of the letters ji.  Learning the characters along with the Pinyin would have saved me much time.
One way that has helped me remember the language was learning how to write Mandarin characters. Making the characters into pictures and making up stories about them has been a great memorization strategy.

As a child, I always got a "needs improvement" with my handwriting.  Hanzi is killing me!! Every time I practice writing my characters, I can't help but feel like a six year old tracing.  

4)  Use apps to supplement your learning, and study while commuting.
The average work commute in Shanghai is one hour.  I have wasted many of these hours playing 2048, Candy Crush, Words With Friends, and many other iPhone games designed to waste time.  Mandarin became MUCH easier when I decided to study my flash cards in lieu of playing these games…or at least play the games after I finish studying. 

Here are some of my Mandarin Learning Apps.  Unfortunately many of them require in app purchases to unlock vocabulary.  
I have found that one of the most effective ways to learn Mandarin is by using apps.  One of my favorite learning apps is Pleco. I am a huge fan of their dictionary that allows you to immediately add words into the flashcard system.  They also have all six levels of the HSK vocabulary cards preloaded in the flash card add on.

5)  Use TED talk strategies, but ignore the claims. 
There are many great Ted Talks that address learning Mandarin, but some of the speakers’ claims are absolutely ridiculous.  Unless you are a language savant, it is impossible to be entirely fluent in Mandarin in 6 months.  Watch these talks, use the strategies, and ignore the claims that learning Chinese can be easy.  Anyone who says learning Mandarin is easy is a liar.





6)  Be prepared to laugh at yourself, and at the language.
Some of the direct translations of Mandarin words are hilarious.  For example, the word for perfume literally translates to smile water.  The word for toilet translates to horse tub. 

Also, no matter how hard you try to be a perfectionist, you are going to have your moments where you embarrass yourself.  Laugh at your mistakes, and move on.  Most importantly, practice, practice, practice!  That is the only way to master the language.


Long story short, if you do as I say and not as I do you, will be well on your way to learning Mandarin!

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Saying Goodbye: Our 5th Grade Farewell Celebration

As a teacher, every few years you get blessed with the perfect class.  The kids are funny, smart, inquisitive, passionate, caring, and cooperative.  There are few if any discipline problems and the number of students in the class is not too many or too few.  When you walk into your lesson, you feel like you are walking into a fun family get together rather than a classroom of students. Teaching these kids becomes the highlight of your day.  They make you fall in love with teaching all over again.  For the past two years, my class of then fourth and now fifth graders were those kids. 

Last Friday, I thought I was heading back to Daning one last time to watch my kids graduate, and say goodbye.  Little did I know that I was going to attend a thank you ceremony for all of their teachers.  Here are some of the highlights.

The class leaders did a great job emceeing the performance.
The kids decided to perform a hilarious rendition of "Old McDonald Had a Farm". 

They also played a guess the teacher game.  I guess the kids really do remember the holiday festivities.

After the goodbye messages from the teachers, we tied our wishes for the upcoming years to balloons...
and set them free. 
We then had a great time pretending to throw the mortarboards.
As one of the teachers, I received a card, my clue, a rose and a memory book.  I felt so loved and appreciated as a teacher! 
The best thing about the ceremony was the kids gave me a chance to say goodbye.  I hardly made it through my words, but I did it!  Here is my memory book message for them.



I was so glad to be able to properly say my goodbyes.  I’m going to miss these kids!!!



Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Three Days, Four Nights in Malaysia

At the end of May, Chris had to take a trip to Malaysia, so instead of eating zongzi (rice dumplings) for Dragon Boat Holiday, I jumped on a plane for three days and four nights in Penang, Malaysia.

Friday Night- 5:30 PM

I, along with many others, arrive at Pudong International Airport to hop a plane to Kuala Lumpur where I meet up with Chris.

Traveling in China the night before any holiday is like traveling through any American airport the night before Thanksgiving.  Make sure to arrive at least 2.5 hours at the airport before any flight before holiday travel.  BTW, international flights depart from both terminals in Pudong.
Saturday Morning- 12:15 AM

After a somewhat comfortable flight I finally see Chris for the first time in a week. We spend the night in a semi sketchy hotel 5 minutes from the airport. 

I was so happy to see this guy in Kuala Lumpur. 

Saturday Morning- 9:00 AM

After eating a birthday doughnut, we board a plane and head for Penang, Malaysia. 

Saturday Afternoon- 12:00 PM

We check in at the Holiday Inn at Battu Ferrenghi Beach.  Our room isn’t quite ready, so I eat my birthday noodles for good luck.

Chinese tradition states the birthday girl must eat noodles on her birthday to ensure a long life.  This wonton noodle soup hit the spot!

Saturday Afternoon- 2:34 PM

My long journey has worn me out, so we decide to have a down day by the pool.

I loved my down time by the pool!


Saturday Afternoon- 3:00 PM

I decide that I want a seaside birthday massage.

Luckily, the massage hut by the beach was open for business!

Saturday Evening- 6ish

We decide to take a stroll on the beach before we go to my birthday barbecue.

Sunset on Batu Ferrenghi beach was beautiful.
The "Look Out for Horses on the Beach" signs weren't just for show.
Sunday Morning- 9:30 AM

After a night of meat and sleep, we hop on a boat to Monkey Beach.  I am only somewhat concerned that that our boat captain is 14 years old, and his first mate is 12.

 Christopher did a great job of caring for the boat and making sure our lines were baited. 

Sunday Morning- 11:15 AM

We are ensured that we won’t starve after catching a few fish.

Chris and I caught a bunch of fish, which would become our lunch.  I was very impressed by his double catch shown here.

My favorite catch was my helicopter fish.


Sunday Afternoon- 12:00 PM

I decide to take a pre-lunch nap in a hammock. 

Sunday Afternoon- 12:03 PM

A looming visitor startles me.

I woke up to find this guy right over my hammock. 
I guess there really are monkeys on Monkey Beach.

This little guy was looking for some lunch.

Sunday Afternoon- 12:30 PM

We eat our catch…and a little more.

Some locals grilled us a feast for lunch.  I decided to bypass my "I don't eat anything that is staring at me." rule and dug in. 

Our first mate, Ahmed, shows us how to rock the tree swing.


Sunday Afternoon- 3:51 PM

The skies start to open, so we head to our room for a disco nap.  After resting, I make some very interesting discoveries.

When opening up the drawers, I found a prayer mat.  This was the first time I stayed in a predominately Muslim area, so this luxury surprised me.

An arrow on the ceiling of our room pointed to Mecca so guests would know which direction to face when praying on the aforementioned mat. 


Sunday Evening- 8:00 PM

We select our dinner from the wall of fish tanks at Bali Hai Restaurant. 

When we first heard about Bali Hai, I was expecting a glamorous restaurant with state of the art tanks.  Instead we found a semi-outdoor seafood market/ restaurant.

Bali Hai claimed that if it swam, they served it.  They were correct. 

Throughout the meal, runners would fish out patrons' dinners.

Ordering at Bali Hai can be overwhelming.  Chris had a tough time picking out his dinner, but finally settled on Red Snapper.
Sunday Evening- 8:41 PM

Our food arrives just in time for the call to prayer serenade. 

I ordered the Lobster Thermidor.  This was hands down the best meal I had eaten in years.

Sunday Evening- 10:00 PM

We make a trip to the night market outside our hotel.

The Penang Night Market has all kinds of DVDs, purses, jewelry, and other goodies.  I have to admit, I have become a fake market snob so I passed on the purses. 


Monday Morning- 6:30

Chris gets up to go to work.  I turn over in bed and sleep some more.

Monday Morning- 11:15

Since I will be flying solo, I decide to have another pool day with a mindless beach read, Crazy Rich Asians.

I always wondered if women who wore burkas swam.  Apparently they make a swimsuit to meet everyone's needs!

Monday Evening- 6:00

We meet up with one of our dear friends from Shanghai, Vivian, for a sushi dinner.  One of the best things about living in an international city is the ability to visit your friends all around the world!

It was great to see an old friend in a new country!


Monday Evening- 9:45

I board my flight to Kuala Lumpur.

Tuesday Morning- 12:15

After three additional security screenings, I finally board my plane to Shanghai.   Luckily I am able to sleep on the plane.

Tuesday Morning- 7:00


I land in Pudong, grab my bags, and head for home for a 3-hour nap before I have to teach my second and third graders.  I am proud to say I made it to work on time and fairly well rested! 

A trip to Malaysia was a fun way to spend my birthday!  Afterwards, it was time to gear up for the rest of the school year.